"Have a mouse melon!"
"Peanuts are cool [Eleventh Doctor voice]. Let me show you how they grow."
"Mr. McGregor's Garden is down the other end. You can crawl through a caterpillar!"
"Potatoes and sweet potatoes are totally unrelated and grow in opposite ways."
"Yeah, it was a really bad year for tomatoes. But better than last year!"
"No, I don't understand how stink bugs think either."
"Sorry, no hot peppers to give away this time; we had kind of a pepper crisis. Have a mouse melon."
"It's called yacon and it comes from the Andes."
"It's called roselle or Jamaican sorrel, but it comes from Asia. You make tea out of it."
"That's the Jerusalem artichoke blooming. Yeah, it's pretty. Don't plant it, okay?"
"And it isn't an artichoke and isn't from Jerusalem."
"Oh, what a pretty tussy-mussy!"
"Oh, what a pretty butterfly!"
"Oh, what a nice pot you painted!"
"No, the bees won't sting you. They're just hungry."
"We give most of it to Manna Food. Over 500 pounds so far this year!"
"The garden's open whenever the park's open. Come back and visit!"
I will have a terrific time and I can rest my smiling muscles when I get home.
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